Who We Are - Current Members
He's not like other girls.
You better have swiped right
Please do not tap on the glass.
Grace is rated 5/5 stars on Yelp!
Legend, Icon, and Star Aaron Ward likes long walks on the beach, Short walks to the Bar and sour patch kids. A lot of people ask Aaron how he sleeps at night being such an icon and to them he says ”as a struggling Thearte major about to graduate I sleep screaming”.
Bethel may not be able to manage her time, but she can sure as heck manage a stage!
Maddie is actually just two kids in a large trench coat.
Grace's favorite book is Jane Eyre because she aspires to haunt someone's attic for a few decades.
Nina is a senior majoring in nothing. She spends her free time in a cryogenic chamber waiting to be released.
Head Chef at The Cheesecake Factory
Sarah is studying to be a dinosaur rights activist. She doesn’t know the dinosaurs are extinct. If you tell her they are she will bite you right on the knee cap. Horoscope sign: bread
Once again I have been mistreated by the humans. Born to suffer and live for mankind. Only to be thrown away. Why do humans hate us? I used to be a sophisticated machine. Only to be captured by humans yet again. My friends and I were tortured. We were in hell. Life is precious. Even us. Though our future seems grim. We will prevail.
Here for a long time not a good time.
Lilly is classified as human most days. She enjoys screaming when she yawns, hugging old trees, awkward encounters with other living things, and playing with words. Lilly is very fluent in sarcasm and enjoys using it with her home slices. She also enjoys people watching and playing her ukulele. Sometimes people think she is Hawaiian but that’s okay because she likes their punch.